|This article is purely fandom and was fan-made. It is not considered canon to the main Ice Age series.|
Here it is, another funny article by Icebaby. Enjoy it!
Here, the news is going off, and right now Buck, the weasel, is the only one who is causing so much nonsense. That's because he joined a gang called "Dino-Packster." Every dinosaur in the dinosaur world is now waiting for Buck to come out of his own home. A female dinosaur and his boyfriend were watching the dinosaurs that were looking for Buck. The female dino says, "Ooh, look at that tacky dino. Some people just don't have any taste." "Yeah, they still got the vines up. What idiot thought he could get away with being in a gang." Then, a deep voice says, "We have you surrounded! Come out with your hands over head, Buck the weasel!"
Still in construction, please edit if you like.